Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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