hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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