WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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