Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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