It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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