I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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