We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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