uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
i think my cat just said my name.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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