I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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