my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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