if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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