His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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