spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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