It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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