If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
are you still at the devil's house?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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