Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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