how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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