garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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