There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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