Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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