so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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