I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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