She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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