just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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