Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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