If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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