North Korea, Best Korea!
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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