Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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