Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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