Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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