he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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