Taylor Swift is so right about you.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize
