Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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