were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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