i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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