come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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