Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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