oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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