I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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