i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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