He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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