In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So apparently I’m into choking now
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