capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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