new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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