If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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