Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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