dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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