We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
you never un-have a 4some
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
