so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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