she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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