when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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