I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
My breasts were aching with rage.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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