you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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