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Potential corruption. He's 19.

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Get them while they're young!

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"

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(678): View more from Georgia

So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night

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(862): View more from New Jersey

i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester

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(716): View more from New York

i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.

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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.

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(404): View more from Georgia

My vagina! What have you done to it?

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Blessed it my child.

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