We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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