Will you blow on my dice?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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