it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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