i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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