Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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