Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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