I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Randomize
